Making myself a snack. If you have a Schwans delivery person in the area I highly suggest picking up item 683. It is a grilled cheese sandwich pocket thing. Think hot pocket but with cheese inside and a flaky crust. Pop in the toaster and in minutes you have a yummy snack.

I am completely and totally addicted to a few shows right now. Not so good considering school starts tomorrow.

Show 1: The Pick-Up Artist. It is on VH1 on Monday nights. Basically it is a guy named “Mystery” teaching guys are not comfortable talking to women (in any way shape or form apparently) how to be pick-up artists. Think of Beauty and the Geek, but the Geeks are picking up on women in a club. FYI, I like Beauty and the Geek, too.

Show 2: Scott Baio is 45 and Single. Yes, it is cheesy, but kinda funny. Sunday night right after show 3. Kim works Sunday nights so I have to entertain myself.

Show 3: Hogan Knows Best. Unfortunately, I am addicted to this show because it shows Hulk Hogan and how he is dealing with his kids. I grew up with the WWF (not the WWE) and watched Hulk Hogan “wrestle”. Thankfully I grew out of that before I hit double-digits. On a sad note, I have now seen his wife shave his back (after he called her up to do so while sitting on the toilet) and they showed him in a man thong. I am forever scarred and therefore must share with all of you. I am guessing that 90% of you will now picture these two unfortunate events and join me in my misery.